MBMBaM Wisdom

May 26, 2012 • 9 notes • vitamini

vitamini:

Griffin’s attempted scorpion goof cross stitch pattern, courtesy of the maximum fun forums.http://www.maximumfun.org/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7867

Griffin’s attempted scorpion goof cross stitch pattern, courtesy of the maximum fun forums.
http://www.maximumfun.org/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7867

May 25, 2012 • 5 notes • youtube.com

encyclopedia-chilblanica:

MBMBaM: Bienvenidos a Jurassic Park (by mbmbam)

May 24, 2012 • 5 notes • maximumfun.org

Episode 100: Reflectionz: A Look Back - "Borrible'd" (10:47)

Griffin:	I'm not saying that women can't eat chicken wings and play Madden and make dude farts. That's not what I'm saying.
Justin:	That is EXACTLY what women do when there aren't men around. I'm just saying - the mixing of the sexes...
Griffin:	When you mix... when you cross-breed... uh... you can't...
Justin:	laughs When you cross-breed men and women?!
Travis:	Griffin does not believe in breeding between men and women.
Griffin:	No. No.
Justin:	laughs
Travis:	That's gross.
Griffin:	It's disgusting.
Travis:	How do the parts even match up at that point, y'know?
Justin [in the voice of a southern lady]:	It says in the Bible you must be equally yoked and that - that cannot apply if one of you is a man and one of you is a woman. It's DISGUSTING.
Griffin:	Like, if you're not dong slapping which is -
Travis:	laughs
Griffin:	... when you hit two dongs together like the thunder sticks at a stadium... like at a sports game.
Justin:	Yes. Right.
Griffin:	Or... I don't have a name for what it is when you do it with two vaginas.
Travis:	[comment redacted]
Griffin:	Ooookay.

May 18, 2012 • 2 notes

Mod Post #001

Hey all you MBMBaMbinos!

I’m hoskie and I run MBMBaM Wisdom. When I first started this Tumblr, I had planned to update it every day with a new nugget of Wisdom™ from the Brothers McElroy. However, being a full-time graduate student I quickly fell off that schedule.

… but now, Master’s degree in hand, I finally have some time I can devote to transcribing goofs and scouring the interwebs for interesting MBMBaM-related content.

That said, if any of you followers out there have things you would like to submit or suggestions you would like to make - submissions and the ask box are open. So have at it!

… teens!

April 30, 2012 • 22 notes • amphigoryglory

amphigoryglory:

This sounds bad out of context but I’m laughing my ass off remembering this.

April 23, 2012 • 12 notes • maniac086.deviantart.com

michaeldraws:

Discretion for Miles by ~maniac086

MBMBaM is a laugh-riot a week. This is an homage piece I worked up cobbled from the brothers’ numerous discussions on the supposed “perfect” horse. Welcome the nightmare.

http://bit.ly/itsmbmbam

http://mbmbam.com

April 3, 2012 • 9 notes • maximumfun.org

Episode 95: Giamatti, Go! (39:33)

Travis:	I cried soapy tears. It hurt really bad.
	...
Travis:	... also, Soapy Tears was my favourite 1950's comedian.
Justin:	laughs He's the toast of vaudeville and now he's storming Broadway: Soapy Tears! Come learn his signature dance, "The Squirsh!"
Travis:	Do you remember that time when Soapy Tears - there was a big controversy because he told kids to go in their parents' wallet and e-mail him, uh -
Justin:	laughs
Travis:	... and mail him their social security cards?
Griffin:	E-mail me your 1930s social security cards!
Justin:	laughs
Travis:	Ah, fuck. Shit.
Griffin:	Just feed it into your gramophone!
Justin:	I'm more popular than Justin Bieber will be in 80 years! I'm Soapy Tears the clairvoyant -
Travis:	Soapy Tears was our nation's greatest prognosticator.
Justin:	laughs Now let's all do The Squirsh! ... and it turns out that The Squirsh was The Dougie.
Griffin:	laughs
Travis:	Let me teach ya' how to Squirsh!

March 22, 2012 • 12 notes • maximumfun.org

Stack Soap Jingle

Griffin McElroy

My Brother, My Brother And Me

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Griffin’s jingle for Stack Soap from “Episode 95: Giamatti, Go!”

March 6, 2012 • 5 notes • reddit.com

Jesse Thorn on the Brothers McElroy

madmaninabox:	How hard is it to keep the McElroy's potty mouths under control during their segments on Bullseye?
JesseThorn:	Those are good West Virginia boys. They know not to swear when daddy's in the room.

February 22, 2012 • 5 notes • rockyhorrified

RH Club Music: February 2011 Mix | MBMBaM MXTP 2

rockyhorrified:

Back in January of 2011, just before the Hell House Podcast began, I released the MBMBaM MXTP (My Brother, My Brother, and Me Mix Tape). For those of you unfamiliar, MBMBaM is an advice show for the modern era, hosted by three brothers, Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy. For those of…